Sure you can all relate to this :))

[dcyoung9]

Sent to me by friend Jim in New Mexico USA.

Dolphin's Laws of Old Western Mines and Caverns

LAW I:"Inaccessible caverns fill with gold automatically with the passage of time. The greater the lapse of time and the more inaccessible the cavern, the larger the amount of gold."
LAW II:
"The total value of loot in an inaccessible treasure horde will increase by at least thirty percent with each re-telling of the original legend---regardless of inflation or the current world price of gold.
"LAW III:"The best ore is always to be found in flooded, abandoned old mines. The last miners to work in the mine are always willing to swear on a stack of Bibles that they stumbled onto a great lode of gold on the very same day the mine superintendent ordered the mine to be closed.
"LAW IV:"If you wait long enough, an inaccessible treasure cavern will generate an iron door over its concealed entrance and the gold will supplement itself with rusting Spanish armor, the bones of numerous Indian slaves, and a solid gold (or crystal) statue* of the Virgin Mary." Note: *In other parts of the world a solid gold statute of Buddha will do nicely.