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    https://algoforce.com.au/products/al...e1500-standard

  • #2
    It is incredible that there are more and more such "all-powerful" detectors - and fewer and fewer video presentations on Youtube where such a product is seriously presented!
    Ok, if you don't like Youtube for some reason; Mr. "kangaroos", you could put a couple of videos on your website.
    And of course, the price is always such that it has nothing to do with the brain.
    And the design is identical to some ML models, which were later copied by everyone, Nokta, Quest and literally everyone else!
    Same idiotic vertical housing, same idiotic position of the coil connection connector... same idiotic straight stem...
    And all the same empty idiotic claims.
    Intrigue! Oh, how does it work? And here is the solution to all our problems!
    And so year after year. I don't remember period like this, during last 40 years.
    I don't remember that in a couple of years, so many "all-powerful" models appeared ... which immediately fell into oblivion and disappeared after a couple of months.
    A couple of fools get caught, throw a lot of money at it... and that's where the story ends.

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    • #3
      A friend sent me this link: https://www.detectorprospector.com/t...oming-reality/

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      • #4
        Apart from usuall forum gibberish... what really and serously caught my attention was this:

        "DS: Are TID pulse units the hobby future? Or, what do you think will be the next great advancement in metal detector technology?

        Dave: "About 1985 I built a real sweetheart of a discriminating PI unit, not very hot in air test, but it was simple, lightweight, powered by one 9 volt “transistor battery”, ran quiet in bad ground,
        had no bad habits, and you didn’t have to dig any trash. It morphed into a fully static TID machine which Fisher came close to releasing about 1989, but its reliance on fully static operation which
        was supposed to be an advantage, was in fact a fatal flaw for a TID machine. Stripped back down, it became the Impulse which was strictly all-metals.
        "




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        • #5
          For years I have been calling for increased awareness of Fisher Impulse.
          Of course, nobody has a clue, nobody saw anything special in that schematic.
          "Top experts" on the forum, mostly simulator-masturbators; they have no idea how to comment on that schematic.
          A couple of incoherent "opinions" (everyone has a lower back...so an opinion too)...and that's it.
          1985 let's see... that was 39 years ago!
          39 years ago, there was a true genius who made something back then... that today's "top Effendi simulators" are not even able to scratch the surface of it!
          People... cover your heads with your ears and withdraw from the forum out of sheer shame.
          All your pathology is so miserable and ridiculous.
          Do I have to call your names in turn?
          ...
          ​Of course, everything I wrote will cause violent reactions, first of all from the most miserable among you!

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          • #6

            I posted this a while back with credit to DJ. See attached pdf

            https://www.geotech1.com/forums/foru...r-transmitters

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            • #7
              Altra you are either clairvoyant... or you are spying on me and have a hidden camera in my home!??
              I have a witness (I don't want to name him, but he is a strong witness) that these days I am extremely interested in what you have started to do with THS and the half-bridge configuration.
              I am sure that you are on the right track to do something extremely good and interesting.
              But I wouldn't want to be stupid rude and publicly ask you for the whole project.
              But I swear that for the last ten days I have been persistently considering what you have posted so far.


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              • #8
                I have a through hole project that I want to post. But, still working on some component changes etc. Also need to make a complete detector to test outside. No discrimination. Iron disc is possible with an additional channel but suffers the same problems as a vlf X disc channel cannot be gb'd

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                • #9
                  Originally posted by Altra View Post
                  I have a through hole project that I want to post. But, still working on some component changes etc. Also need to make a complete detector to test outside. No discrimination. Iron disc is possible with an additional channel but suffers the same problems as a vlf X disc channel cannot be gb'd
                  I am the first to make it once you publish it.
                  But GEB would be mandatory!
                  Without GEB it will not be the right thing.
                  Let's see how to add it ground balancing feature too.

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                  • #10
                    Hi Ivconic,
                    You are right, The GEB is mandatory for every serious MD. The big problem is how to reach this in simple coil's configuration. Now days, many of designers escape from direct answer with use of some software "tricks".
                    It is not serious. If you have not idea where is the real problem, probably you have not real solution!

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                    • #11
                      Might be worth a look.........
                      https://youtu.be/M0RPhQINWWA

                      Ivconic A bit of real Aussy pranksters

                      Drink Driving...

                      Only an Aussie could pull this one off!
                      A true story from the Mount Isa in Queensland.

                      Recently a routine Police patrol car parked outside a local neighbourhood pub.
                      Late in the evening the officer noticed a man leaving the bar so intoxicated that he could barely walk.

                      The man stumbled around the car park for a few minutes, with the officer
                      quietly observing. After what seemed an eternity and trying his keys on five
                      vehicles. The man managed to find his car, which he fell into.

                      He was there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off. Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off (it was a fine dry night). Then flicked the indicators on, then off, tooted the horn and then switched on the lights.

                      He moved the vehicle forward a few cm, reversed a little and then remained
                      stationary for a few more minutes as some more vehicles left. At last he pulled
                      out of the car park and started to drive slowly down the road.

                      The Police officer, having patiently waited all this time, now started up the patrol car, put on the flashing lights, promptly pulled the man over and carried out a random breathalyser test.

                      To his amazement the breathalyser indicated no evidence of the man's intoxication.

                      The Police officer said "I'll have to ask you to accompany me to the Police station - this breathalyser equipment must be broken."

                      "I doubt it," said the man, "tonight I'm the designated decoy".


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