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  • A Local Distrubance in the Space Time Continuum

    Patent No. 20060071122

    The teleportation of gold from gold fields to my pocket.

    Abstract

    A pulsed gravitational wave wormhole generator system that teleports a human being through hyperspace from one location to another.

    1. A full body teleportation system consisting of: generating a pulsed gravitational wave which propagates through a magnetic vortex wormhole generator; and generating a wormhole with the magnetic vortex generator whereby the pulsed gravitational wave traverses through the wormhole and enters into hyperspace where the wave is enormously magnified due to the lower speed of light in that dimension.

    2. The method of claim 1, wherein the step of generating the pulsed gravitational wave comprises: using two granite stone obelisks; mounting monochromatic-wave toroidal waveguides on top of each obelisk to create a rotating, twisting, propagating gravitational wave through the vertical axis of each obelisk; and creating a cylindrical compression and expansion in each obelisk to produce a plane gravitational wave traveling down the centerline between the two obelisks.

    3. The method of claim 1, wherein the step of generating a wormhole into hyperspace comprises: using two concentric cylindrical solenoidal coils of different radii connected by a single wire wrapped in opposite directions on thin iron transformer laminate; generating bucking electric fields down the centerline of the vortex generator which creates a spacetime curvature distortion with negative energy in accordance with Einstein's General Theory of Relativity.

    4. A teleportation system comprising: generating a gravitational wave traveling through hyperspace which interacts with the human energy being; and pulling the human energy being and physical body out of dimension when interacting with the pulsed gravitational wave such that the person is teleported from one location to another through hyperspace and back again into our 4D spacetime dimension.

    BRIEF SUMMARY OF THE INVENTION

    [0001] This invention is a system that teleports a human being through hyperspace from one location to another using a pulsed gravitational wave traveling through hyperspace.

    BACKGROUND OF THE INVENTION

    [0002] The basis for this invention is an event, referring to FIG. 1, occurring on May 2, 2004, in which the inventor ("he") personally experienced a full-body teleportation while walking to the bus stop (A) along a road (B) that runs perpendicular to the nearby commercial airport runways where planes are landing. There is a wide iron grating (D) for water drainage that crosses the road at the center of the bus stop. The grating width is such that one has to make a concerted effort to jump across it in order to get from one side to the other. Approximately 50 meters from the iron grating, he (E) felt a vertical wave (F), similar to a flag waving in the breeze, traveling down the street toward the bus stop. The wave velocity was about 1 meter per second, which was slightly faster than his walking speed.

    St. Clair; John Quincy {Hmmmmmm....}

    http://appft1.uspto.gov/netacgi/nph-...DN/20060071122

  • #2
    Blowing Smoke into Hyperspace

    [0022] Referring to FIG. 11, a magnetic vortex wormhole generator has already been developed which generates a wormhole between space and hyperspace as described in a previous patent application entitled Magnetic Vortex Wormhole Generator. Using this generator, it was found that smoke blown through one side of the coil does not appear on the other side of cylindrical coil. The smoke flows through the wormhole and appears in a hyperspace co-dimension. It was this experiment that resulted in making first contact with the androids of the Grey aliens who told me, in a remote viewing session, that "We saw you blowing smoke into hyperspace."

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    • #3
      Do It Yourself

      DETAILED DESCRIPTION OF THE INVENTION

      [0045] 1. The obelisks are quarried out of granite stone and cut with a large-diameter diamond saw that is used in highway construction. The beveled piece at the top is cut separately and cemented in place. A tapered aluminum bracket holds the toroids in place. [0046] 2. The electronics for the magnetic vortex generator are similar to that used in the patent application Magnetic Vortex Wormhole Generator. [0047] 3. The electronics for the toroidal waveguides is the familiar stub and coaxial cable driven by an amplifier and pulsed variable-frequency generator.

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      • #4
        Patent fraud!!!!

        I sue you. You stoled this information from my article published in "THE APRAFOOLIAN JOURNAL" of April 1 1999.

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        • #5
          JC1

          He He,

          Yea got to watch them Aprilfoolians, especially in October.

          Stumbled across this reading patents.

          Surprized it didn't get deleted. except it does fall under the

          statement, just because its patented don't mean its real.

          And it does have coils.

          Little more research, yielded more bright ideas.

          Heres some links.

          Don't try this at home!!

          http://zapatopi.net/blog/?post=20060..._hyperinventor

          http://www.patent.freeserve.co.uk/morepats.html

          http://www.patentlysilly.com/


          Sue Me? ha ha ha, that is a good one,

          My lawyers are bigger than your lawyers!!!

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